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Adam Levine — Single and Ready to Mingle?

Maroon 5 frontman and coach of “The Voice” Adam Levine and his girlfriend of two years, Victoria’s Secret model Anne Vyalitsyn, have called it quits. The pair first met back in 2010 when Maroon 5 performed at the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue release party.

“This is the longest, most functional relationship I’ve ever been in,” Levine said in an interview with Howard Stern in February.

The split came as a surprise; the couple seemed happy whenever they were in public. Remember witnessing their love at the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show? Levine and Vyalitsyn have even posed nude for the February 2011 issue of Cosmopolitan U.K. and the November 2011 issue of Vogue Russia. You can’t get much closer than that.

“Adam and I have decided to separate in an amicable and supportive manner. We still love and respect each other as friends. I wish him all the best,” Vyalitsyn wrote in a statement released by her representative. Even though this breakup is a little sad, you have to look on the bright side: Levine is back on the market!

Levi Johnston is Going to Be a Baby Daddy… Again

Sarah Palin isn’t going to like this one. As a quick refresher, Johnston’s claim to fame is that he got Sarah Palin’s daughter Bristol pregnant. The couple was engaged, then broken up, then engaged again before they split up for the umpteenth time. It’s been a vicious yet entertaining cycle.

Having already written a book and posed for Playgirl, it was beginning to seem that Johnston’s 15 minutes of fame were up. Well, we thought wrong. Johnston has gone and got another woman pregnant. Who is the lucky lady? Her name is Sunny Oglesby, and she is a 20-year-old preschool teacher from the great state of Alaska. According to reports, Oglesby is three months along and the couple has been dating close to a year.

Maybe the issue of Johnston and his superhuman sperm contributing to the overpopulation of the world could be an issue in the presidential campaign?

We May Have a Situation Here

A few weeks ago it was reported that “Jersey Shore” star Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino had checked into Cirque Lodge rehab facility in Utah for alcohol and prescription drug abuse.

Obviously, being in rehab entails not using drugs or drinking booze. But the Cirque Lodge added another stipulation: The Situation can’t show off his infamous abs! TMZ obtained the wardrobe guidelines that all Cirque Lodge residents must follow, and one rule “bans muscle shirts, sleeveless tops, ripped jeans, hats, sunglasses and all clothing with obscene language.”

Looks like that was the last straw for The Situation. TMZ is reporting that Sorrentino has checked out of rehab after a few short weeks. The reality TV star was spotted at a California airport after taking a picture with a fan.

Sorrentino and the rest of the “Jersey Shore” cast are gearing up for the sixth season. MTV will have its hands full with a (hopefully) sober Situation and a pregnant Snooki. I have a feeling the shore will never be the same again.