Cicadas are coming back this spring. Are you prepared?
- I’m heading to go pick up a flamethrower right now. (65%, 13 Votes)
- Yes. (20%, 4 Votes)
- No. (15%, 3 Votes)
Total Voters: 20
The NRA wants more guns in schools. Is this a good idea?
- No. (78%, 35 Votes)
- Yes. (16%, 7 Votes)
- Yes, but only for sufficiently mature students. Fifth-graders and up. (6%, 4 Votes)
Total Voters: 45
Did you study for final exams?
- Yes. (51%, 31 Votes)
- No. (26%, 16 Votes)
- Yes, but only with the help of alcohol. (23%, 15 Votes)
Total Voters: 61
Was Rand Paul’s filibuster justified?
- Yes. (59%, 24 Votes)
- No. (29%, 12 Votes)
- I gave up watching because it started to really drone on. (12%, 5 Votes)
Total Voters: 41
Did you watch the Daytona 500?
- No. (71%, 5 Votes)
- Only the parts where they were turning left. (29%, 2 Votes)
- Yes. (0%, 0 Votes)
Total Voters: 7
