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Get Ready with JD Vance

Oct. 4, 2024

JD Vance may have chosen a career in politics, but his true calling was being a model. Here is a step-by-step guide on how to achieve his makeup look. 

  1. Complexion products

JD’s skin is flawless. He is airbrushed to the gods. Not a single pore or discoloration in sight. To gain this level of perfection, he uses the Makeup Forever foundation stick. For extra coverage, he uses the tarte shape tape concealer. To set it, he uses the Coty Airspun power. 

  1. Bronzer

JD wants to always look like he came from a luxurious vacation in Palm Springs. He likes to use the Chanel healthy glow bronzer to achieve this sun-kissed look. Because he wants to be so bronze it makes the Kardashian jealous, he layers on top of the Benefit Hoola bronzer. 

  1. Eyeliner

The staple of JD’s look is his eyeliner. There have been many theories about which one he uses, from the wet n wild one to Dior, but he uses kajal – let’s all thank his Indian wife for his beautiful eyes.

  1. Lips

JD likes to keep his lips moist. Obviously, he uses Two Face’s Lip Injection Extreme Lip Plumper Gloss.

Truly handsome Squidward indeed.