Articles by Lena Fine

Dear Ethel, Maybe it’s quarantine, or maybe I’m just finally coming to my senses. I won’t beat around the bush: My boyfriend smells absolutely horrendous.…

Aries On Monday, you will awaken to all of your belongings having been moved precisely one inch to the left.   Leo You will have…

Aries Beans, beans, they’re good for your…art? This week, you will have horrible and unrelenting gas. Tragic. However, on Wednesday, your tooting problems will be…

Dear Ethel, I’m going to be honest, life in the bedroom has gotten a little dull. It’s become nearly mechanical and very predictable. Everyday, the…

Aries You’re in luck! With the moon in Taurus this week, there’s nothing in the world that can stop you. On Monday, you will be…

Dear Ethel, Well, I’ll give it to you straight. I’m going stir-crazy. All the days feel the same, and nothing is new or exciting. I’ve…

Dear Ethel, I am overwhelmed with nerves. My man, precious as ever, has requested that I clear my schedule this weekend so that we may…

Dear Ethel, I never thought I’d be writing you this. I’ve been quarantined with my lady and, needless to say, the conversation has fallen adrift.…

Jay Som flooded The Foundry with dulcet tones of honesty and pure heart Oct. 29. The venue was incredibly intimate, allowing for perfect strangers to…