QUARANTINE SUMMER FUN BUCKET LIST

Learn “Riptide” by Vance Joy on the ukulele. It’s literally never been done before!
Take the SATs again. I hear misery likes company!
Figure out what jazz music tastes like.
Finally research what Bitcoin was really all about.
Learn how to macrame. It’s knitting’s slutty cousin!
Die from alcoholism by taking a shot each time you swipe left on someone with the Tinder bio “If Corona doesn’t take you out, can I?”
Read War and Peace, and then write a book report on how the novel compares to the character Warren Peace from the hit film Sky High. Is the book as sultry as the man?
Rename your grandparents. Frontrunners include Shminky (grandmother) and Boobop (grandfather)!
Rank all of your friends and then “accidentally” leak it on Twitter.
Booby trap your entire house, and tell none of the people you live with.
Paint a self portrait inspired by Picasso’s “Blue Period.” It will be so fitting.